Posts from — September 2008

• 311- “Beautiful Disaster”
• 30 Seconds To Mars- “The Kill”
• Airbourne- “Too Much Too Young”
• The Allman Brothers Band- “Ramblin’ Man”
• Anouk- “Good God”
• The Answer- “Never Too Late”
• At The Drive-In- “One Armed Scissor”
• Beastie Boys- “No Sleep Till Brooklyn”
• Beatsteaks- “Hail to the Freaks”
• Billy Idol- “Rebel Yell”
• Black Label Society- “Stillborn”
• Black Rebel Motorcycle Club- “Weapon of Choice”
• blink-182- “Dammit”
• Blondie- “One Way or Another”
• Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band- “Hollywood Nights”
• Bon Jovi- “Livin’ On A Prayer”
• Bullet For My Valentine- “Scream Aim Fire”
• Coldplay- “Shiver”
• Creedence Clearwater Revival- “Up Around The Bend”
• The Cult- “Love Removal Machine”
• Dinosaur Jr.- “Feel The Pain”
• The Doors- “Love Me Two Times”
• Dream Theater- “Pull Me Under”
• The Eagles- “Hotel California”
• The Enemy- “Aggro”
• Filter- “Hey Man, Nice Shot”
• Fleetwood Mac- “Go Your Own Way”
• Foo Fighters- “Everlong”
• The Guess Who- “American Woman”
• Hush Puppies- “You’re Gonna Say Yeah!”
• Interpol- “Obstacle 1″
• Jane’s Addiction- “Mountain Song”
• Jimi Hendrix- “Purple Haze (Live)”
• Jimi Hendrix- “The Wind Cries Mary”
• Jimmy Eat World- “The Middle”
• Joe Satriani- “Satch Boogie”
• Kent- “Vinternoll2″
• Korn- “Freak On A Leash”
• Lacuna Coil- “Our Truth”
• Lenny Kravitz- “Are You Gonna Go My Way”
• Linkin Park- “What I’ve Done”
• The Living End- “Prisoner of Society”
• Los Lobos- “La Bamba”
• Lost Prophets- “Rooftops (A Liberation Broadcast)”
• Lynyrd Skynyrd- “Sweet Home Alabama”
• Mars Volta- “L’Via L’Viaquez”
• MC5’s Wayne Kramer “Kick Out The Jams”
• Metallica- “Trapped Under Ice”
• Michael Jackson- “Beat It”
• Modest Mouse- “Float On”
• Motorhead- “Overkill”
• Muse- “Assassin
• Negramaro- “Nuvole e Lenzuola”
• Nirvana- “About A Girl (Unplugged)
• No Doubt- “Spiderwebs”
• NOFX- “Soul Doubt”
• Oasis- “Some Might Say”
• Ozzy Osbourne- “Crazy Train”
• Ozzy Osbourne- “Mr. Crowley
• Paramore- “Misery Business”
• Pat Benetar- “Heartbreaker”
• R.E.M.- “The One I Love”
• Radio Futura- “Escuela De Calor”
• Rise Against- “Re-Education Through Labor”
• Sex Pistols- “Pretty Vacant”
• Silversun Pickups- “Lazy Eye”
• Smashing Pumpkins- “Today”
• Steely Dan- “Do It Again”
• Steve Miller Band- “The Joker”
• Sting- “Demolition Man (Live)”
• The Stone Roses- “Love Spreads”
• Stuck In The Sound- “Toy Boy”
• Sublime- “Santeria”
• Survivor- “Eye of the Tiger”
• System of a Down- “B.Y.O.B.”
• Ted Nugent- “Stranglehold”
• Ted Nugent’s Original Guitar Duel Recording
• Tokio Hotel- “Monsoon”
• Tool- “Parabola”
• Tool- “Schism”
• Tool- “Vicarious”
• Trust- “Antisocial”
• Van Halen- “Hot For Teacher”
• Willie Nelson- “On The Road Again”
• Wings- “Band on the Run”
• Zakk Wylde’s Original Guitar Duel Recording

And the DLC…

• That Was Just Your Life
• The End of the Line
• Broken, Beat & Scarred
• The Day That Never Comes
• All Nightmare Long
• Cyanide
• The Unforgiven III
• The Judas Kiss
• My Apocalypse
• Suicide & Redemption J.H.
• Suicide & Redemption K.H.

• 1979
• The Everlasting Gaze
• G.L.O.W.

R.E.M. Track Pack

• Horse To Water
• Man-Sized Wreath
• Supernatural Superserious

Jimi Hendrix Track Pack (tracks TBA)

Okay, first off… The Unforgiven III?  Are you SERIOUS, Metallica?  Secondly, thanks a lot Activision for giving us this phenomenal playlist.  It’s not like I haven’t just spent the past day and a half playing the shit out of most of these songs on Rock Band 2 already.  Granted, I AM looking forward to the idea of creating my own songs, but other than that, this game would more than likely be a “pass” or a “rent” on my list.  I am now anticipating this game like I anticipate getting a colonoscopy.

Peace Sells… But Who’s Buying? is being released for eleven jucks (880 MSP), or two duckets a pop (160 MSP), and will include the following:

• Wake Up Dead
• The Conjuring
• Devil’s Island
• Good Mourning/Black Friday
• Bad Omen
• I Ain’t Superstitious
• My Last Words

Apparently, you Rock Band 1 noobs can’t get the title track, because- guess what!- it’s on RB2 already.  Sorry PS3ers!

I don’t particularly listen to Megadeth, but their music is phenomenal on the few GH and Rock Band tracks I have played.  Prepare to have your hands fall off, arms melt, and right foot turn to butter.  Let’s hope they don’t shit the bed here like they did with Moving Pictures…

Moving right along, we have a pile of dog shit known as The Rock Band Tour 4-Pack.  It’s a conglomeration of crappy artists playing even crappier songs, and- guess what!- they are all being featured on the live Rock Band Tour that you can see at a city near you in October!  Kill me.

• “One of Those Nights” by The Cab
• “Hands Down” by Dashboard Confessional
• “She’s a Handsome Woman” by Panic! at the Disco
• “Natural Disaster” by Plain White T’s

Jsizz told me last night that Panic! at the Disco was originally formed to be a Fallout Boy cover band.  If that’s your aspiration in life, you are setting your goals way short- we don’t need ANOTHER Pete Wentz running around in the world.  These tunes are about one bone-diddly each (80 MSP), or four for four (320 MSP), though, if you are going to piss away your money like this, you might be better off going to the hardware store, buying the coarsest sandpaper you can find, fashioning it into a glove, and masturbating the day away.

My brother Jsizz has told me many times, “You are such a fucking internet troll, you should come up with your own damn blog.”  Well, here you go, people.  It begins now.