Hubble finds… something in space
Apparently, in the Astrophysical Journal last week, scientists discovered in the middle of nowhere in space… SOMETHING… and they have no idea what the hell it is. ”We suggest the transient may be one of a new class,” is what the paper said, which means they really don’t have a clue what the fuck they are looking at. The weird thing is, after watching this object for 100 days, the object disappeared. It wasn’t a planet, sun, supernova, or Death Star. This grand, floating whatever is between 130 light years and 11 billion light years away. Maybe it’ll come swallow our galaxy before Google and Apple form together to become Skynet. We can only hope…
Apparently, a scientist at the LHC declared that the object is similar to the flash that an Imperial Star Destroyer does when reaching Warp 10.
Okay, THANKS! That just completely debunked any legitimacy that these guys had. I thought all scientists were nerds. ANY nerd knows that Imperial Star Destroyers don’t EVER reach Warp 10. They reach lightspeed. Thanks a lot, noob. GG!